"We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect."

Anaïs Nin (via feellng)

(via youcrazychild)

  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via h-hanna)

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

(via illxnana)

heart:

if you tell something to my best friend and expect them not to tell me please

r e T H I N K  y o UR  l i f e

(via etoiles-qui-brillent)

"I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text"